We here at BIT Ghent are a very feeling, caring lot of people (accept for Sanjeev, he's a curry eating prick that's been consistently fucking my wife, behind my back, despite of all my generosity, but as soon as I find someone else to program our websites and vcr-machinae he is out of here). Some of our closest business friends are against the strike, because they think it will be bad for business, but we at BIT Ghent are only able to smell the opportunity in every kind of situation. That's just the way we let our minds do the work™. We also empounder it as being a good thing to be joining the strike force tomorrow, but why not be doing it in style, like the true professional you are being or are being becoming? For only
199,99$ you will get the patented "BIT Ghent Strike Like A Pro Service Consultancy and Free Applesauce"-kit. You'll certainly look like the best prepared business professional in Brussels during the strike! I bet you Jimmy from PWC will feel pretty stupid when he sees you with a BIT-G-SLAPSCAFA and he's just carrying a lame sign that says "no more redundancies for CEOs" and shaking his fist against a non-existent god.
WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THIS GREAT ONE TIME ONLY BIT GHENT OFFER?
- A map of Brussels with all the nice bagel places, wine bars and latte cream frappé coffee hangouts!
- A second map offering reviews of all the nicest working ladies of Brussels (and we're NOT talking about cleaning ladies)(We're talking about prostitutes)
- Business advice on great opportunities to make some profit during the strike. F.I. by using our hot selling bricks and firecrackers incentives plan (cost BIT (get it?) extra)
- A bottle of free applesauce! For free (well included in the price, anyway, for free!)
- A massage by me, business leader, communications Guru, CMO and CEO of BIT GHENT (I will only massage your wallet, but I assure you I will do it quite thoroughly).
- A Desert Eagle .44 Magnum for enforcing your peaceful demonstration.
- A back-catalogue of overpriced consumer goods, that you can use to roll up and wherewith you can enlouden your drunken stupid rantings of hippiesque bullshit
- The new testament
- Now limited only: a free one time only supercool BIT Ghent T-shirt!
DO IT DON'T BE A PUSSY WIMP! Only joking ^^ haha!
