Business Intelligence and Training Ghent: december 2015

woensdag 9 december 2015

4 GOLDEN HINTS for SMART JOBS SEEKERS MONEY IN THE BANK

A great video by our CEO Frank about applying for a job. With these 4 golden hints you will gain access to the company of your dreams!

CEO/CMO BIT Ghent Frank Kardakhian-XiaoBi III

Nice to meet you, let's get to know each other! My name is Franc Kardakhian-XiaoBi III, and I am the father of a very special child. This child is called BIT Ghent, and it is beautiful, slim and supple beyond measure. Me and my child would like to do everything to pleasure you. Everything! :-) You only have to give us a vast sum of money, and we'll take care of it.

I, me myself, was a business intelligence professor back in my country, the republic of New-Gondor (West-Asia). After several years of awful and devastating conflicts and civil wars, most of which me and my chums started, I decided I was rich enough to move to Europe to build a better life here. You wouldn't believe the awful ways in which well-meaning simple hearted fascists such as I are persecuted in New-Gondor! After a prolonged sojourn in Vienna I stranded in Belgium, a country that is very liberal, which I find personally offensive, but hey, what you gonna do, when life gives you spiked balls make a ball-cake!

My hobbies are shooting artillery and petanque! I am single but I like blonde woman with a slightly undersized vagina.

Now you know everything about me! WE WELCOME YOUR MONEY!!!